Top 16...ish

[Jim Lynch]

Top 16...ish

I can’t, I can’t even. Like, I’m about twenty miles up shit creek at this point and I really have no idea how I’m supposed to navigate this shit. I guess it all started going back to the tribe swap and coming to discover that not only was I separated from both Tara and Aras, I was also placed on a tribe where four out of my eight tribe mates have previously been on a tribe together. There’s also the fact that the other three also came from a tribe together, so I’m basically as alone and isolated as you can get, and I’m not really taking it to well.



So anyway I come to meet this fabulous bunch of people….why did I ever even think to say fabulous? I hate them all……with a burning passion…..already! At the first immunity challenge together as a new tribe, none of them really listened to me (the logical one) and instead we’re pretty much acting like crazed idiots who would rather sit around and gossip, braid each other’s pubic hair, and lose the challenge. God, I really feel so out of place around these people. I’m just trying to be nice and friendly and subtly try and say that I’m kind of alone in one on one conversations, but like I said earlier, still up shit creek. Fuck.



Anyway, we thankfully won and I thought that my two sole allies at this point in time, Aras and Brooke, would be able to get with the old Yaxha on their tribe and work on taking down the old Zapatera tribe, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO, Jamie’s bitch punk ass decided he’d go and quit. Fucker. So that basically screwed Vecepia, Brooke and Aras, and when I found out that Brooke possibly was the one who was going to be voted out, I had a bit of a meltdown for my partner in crime.



Anyway, more people are falling out of the competition and it’s getting down to crunch time, so I just hope I can be that one straggler of the season that somehow sticks around for seemingly ever. Although I personally think I’m fucked at this point.

My tribe:


Ashley: I don’t like her. Seems fake (LOL at me calling her fake with how I'm playing right now) and cliquey and personally, I don’t think I could really be fond of her unless she makes the mistake of letting me get deeper and deeper into the game past this point.

Brandon Q.: I’m basically sucking his dick to stay in the game. I’m being all friendly and nice and pretending to be interested in him and his life, but honestly, I’m just counting down the days till that moment that I’ll hopefully be able to vote him out.

Gary: Pissed Jamie off, which I thought would be good for future conflict down the line, but apparently Jamie pissed everyone off. Maybe with further investigation into why he appears to be such an asshole I can maybe expose some points that will have him sent off to the wolves.

Grant: He APPEARS nice, but that’s probably his MO. We’ve talked and gotten to know each other, or at least gotten to know what we claim to say about ourselves (I’m still keeping up my Bed Bath and Beyond employee who takes care of her siblings bullshit) and he’s offered me a Final 4 alliance in a “subtle” way, but I honestly think he’s full of shit and just covering his own ass. If not, then yay!

Morgan: Who?

Natalie: What?

Rafe: Where?

God I hate my tribe



And to whoever is reading this to whenever the boards for the season finally open…yes, yes I am a bitch. Deal with it you smelly ass hookers. Oh look…Ashley is on AIM….maybe I should go eat shit and talk to her.

[Jim Lynch]

I had a dream Brooke was at Redemption Island instead of Aras


































































































































LOL