Episode #2 - BITCHPLS

[Krista Klumpp]

Episode 2 - "BITCHPLS"

I Hate You!

So last tribal was a no brainer. Voting off Stephanie was ideal and it helped us I guess because even though she is on Redemption Island she still looks inactive as all.

Currently in a really tight alliance with Julie and Steve which is good and exactly what I wanted. They're both strong and very social players which is what I need around me.
Right now myself, Julie and Steve are mastering a plot and we have conducted our tight close alliance of 3 and then the two on the bottom, Ralph and Burton who will merely do nothing in this game but help us vote in a majority vote when needed.

At this point, David, Sarita and Mike are really grinding my gears. They're annoying and just really awkward to talk to. Every time I make a conversation with them all their responses are short and just plain boring. I am like do something please!

In this game though I am working my ass off. I have made personal connections with everyone so everyone believes I am nice, funny, and friendly. But really I am playing the game and I do have my core alliances and we will crush you.

I also have a massive crush on Blake and I am envious of Lydia because she is such a little hobbit and she can swim quicker than you can say AYE PAPI!
However I am doing my best in this game and I hope we go to tribal so it's more intense and voting 2 people off will seem fun, but it wont be fun if it's me.

Krista.

[Krista Klumpp]

Episode 2 - "BITCHPLS"

In With The Goods

I am feeling pretty good right now.
After we lost the challenge (which sucks) we now have to vote off two people.
Immediately everyone starts going crazy and IMing one another.
I am already really tight with Julie and Steve so we decided to bring in Ralph as a fourth and I opted to pull in Burton as well just because Burton has a huge target and I thought it would be handy to pull him in because he is a past player and he can kind of shelter us when we need be or we can chuck him under the bus - sorry Burton! but I wanna win

However Mike is annoying, so the 5 basically agreed to vote for Mike in our first tribal. I feel like Mike is really trying to take over the leadership role and once he found out we lost he was throwing just everyones name out there except for his own to anyone that would listen. Like a scrambler. But he has already burried his own hole by being so demanding, annoying and real awkward.
As for our second vote is what decided that Sarita is to be voted off simply because she is another awkward soul. She will come online for a bit say Hi, do her part of the challenge then BAM she is gone. She is just unsocial and not really apart of the family.

It's annoying being alligned with Ralph because he is so thick and it's hard to try and explain things to him because of his stupidity, I don't know if it's his strategy or if he is just a natural boof in real life. Either way it's frustrating. Now I am alligned with him which sucks even more because then I have to talk to him more now and talk plans with him, which involves me in explaining the plans like 5 times before.
I'd rather after these next two tribals to boot Ralph out and bring David in but then again it's a risky move because David could see himself being on the outs of the alliance and soon as a switch up comes he could find a better deal else where so it does put us in a bit of a sticky situation.

I am feeling slightly confident though this tribal. I don't want to be cocky or curse myself - touch wood! but it seems to be working out for me thus far.

All I want to do is just to not be voted out and headed to Redemption Island because I do have bad luck, not as bad as Ralph's but bad enough to the point where if I am voted out then me trying to win something on Redemption Island is like the Pope saying he is no longer religious.
I am going to work the social skills and keep up what I am doing because I do feel like I am playing a great game so far. Just gotta maintain it!

Krista.